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:04:00
- TS, did you see Julie Dwyer last night?
- Yeah, at the video store.

:04:05
She was talking about being
on your dad's stupid game show.

:04:08
- Oh, my God. He's not here, is he?
- Yeah, he's inside.

:04:11
TS, did you tell her that every time
you're on TV, you look 10lb heavier?

:04:17
Uh...
:04:18
Well, yeah. I told her that
the way that TV shows are shot...

:04:22
..can make you look a lot
fatter than you really are.

:04:25
What'd she do? Call up and cancel?
:04:28
No. Not exactly.
:04:30
TS, you know that Julie
had a huge weight problem in school.

:04:34
She had the fattest ass.
:04:36
And when you said that to her,
she went straight up to the YMCA...

:04:39
..and just started doing laps because
she wanted to be fit for the show tonight.

:04:43
And, well, in the middle
of her 700th lap,...

:04:49
..this embolism popped in
her brain and she dropped dead.

:04:53
Right in mid-backstroke.
:04:55
She's fucking dead?
:04:58
Then her sister told her parents
why she was doing all the laps...

:05:01
..and it got back to my father and...
:05:04
Shit, TS, he's really pissed at you.
:05:07
I mean, it's awful
about Julie's death and...

:05:10
..now he doesn't even have
a female contestant for his show.

:05:13
- Can't you calm him down?
- I've done that.

:05:16
- Thank God. How?
- I told him I'd do the show.

:05:18
Good. What?!
:05:20
Wait a minute. No, no.
We're leaving for Florida.

:05:23
- TS, I can't go. I've gotta stay here.
- No, no, no.

:05:26
I've got something planned for Florida.
No, we gotta go.

:05:29
I'm doing this to get you
out of trouble with my father,...

:05:32
..help him out of a bind which, you know,
you kind of are a little responsible for.

:05:38
I bet he's happy that
you're not going away with me.

:05:41
Are you kidding?
He's absolutely devastated about Julie.

:05:56
I can't believe you.
Brandi, the guy hates me.

:05:59
You know, I bet he sees this tragedy...

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