:14:01
- Willam!
- Uh-uh-uh... poopy trim.
:14:04
Brodie, man. What's goin' on?
Do you work here now?
:14:07
- No, man. Just hangin' with TS.
- Oh, TS.
:14:10
- (TS) Willam, what are you doing?
- Looking for the hidden picture.
:14:14
If you stare at these things long enough,
you're supposed to see a hidden picture.
:14:19
- Oh, yeah, look! It's a sailboat.
- You saw it too? Damn it!
:14:23
- What?
- I've been staring at this for a week,...
:14:26
..and I can't see a goddamn thing!
:14:28
- You gotta relax your eyes.
- Everyone sees this thing except me.
:14:31
Today's my day.
I brought lunch and a soda,...
:14:34
..and I'm not gonna leave until I see
this sailboat everyone talks about.
:14:38
So, Willam.
:14:40
Do you know what this
stage business is all about?
:14:43
It's not a stage! I'm gonna see it
if I have to go blind trying.
:14:46
No, man. This stage over here.
:14:49
Oh, that. They're having
a game show in the mall today.
:14:52
I think it's gonna be on TV.
It's called Truth or Date or something.
:14:55
- That's Brandi's father's game show!
- What is it?
:14:58
This cheesy Dating Game
rip-off for college kids.
:15:01
Trying to capture
the '90s youth market with '70s television.
:15:04
Man, why can't they bring back or
remake good shows, like BJ and the Bear?
:15:08
There's a concept I like,
a man and his monkey.
:15:11
Would you guys shut up?
You're breaking my concentration.
:15:15
- Sorry, Willam.
- Now I have to start all over again.
:15:21
- Good luck with that thing, Willam.
- Yeah, man. Remember, relax your eyes.
:15:30
- Wow, a sailboat.
- Shut up.
:15:34
Could this week get any worse? Now she's
gonna be auctioned off on TV from a mall.
:15:39
Not a mall. The mall. Show some respect.
:15:42
It doesn't have to go down
like that if we trash the thing.
:15:45
There's a unique way of getting back in
her good graces - ruin her father's show.
:15:49
I can get someone to do it for us. We'll be
blame-free and Brandi will miss the show.
:15:54
- Who is this imaginary hatchet man?
- Hatchet men.
:15:58
( heavy rock music)