:17:02
Motherfucker's like MacGyver.
Better than MacGyver.
:17:05
- Knock it off!
- It's that kind of smarts we need, right?
:17:09
Leave me out of this.
:17:10
We need you to go on a little sabotage
mission on behalf of TS's love life.
:17:14
( guitar riff)
:17:21
You know about this game show
thing going on here?
:17:23
We need you to somehow
ensure that it doesn't happen.
:17:26
- Is that it? We were doing that anyway.
- Why?
:17:29
What else are we gonna do? Silent Bob
stole a schematic of the stage...
:17:34
..and found a weakness,
just like the Death Star.
:17:36
He figures you pull this crossbeam out,
bickety-bam! The stage crashes down.
:17:41
We were thinkin' about somethin' simple,
but if you prefer that, we're all for it.
:17:45
- Only problem is LaFours.
- Who's LaFours?
:17:47
You don't know who LaFours is?
:17:51
He's the most feared security guard in
the business. 460 collars, all convicted.
:17:56
- I hear he's even got two kills.
- Holy shit.
:17:58
I never thought I'd see two such highly
reputable mischief-makers as yourselves...
:18:02
..douse their drawers at the sight
of a mall security guard.
:18:06
Shit, bitch. We're gonna
bust up that stage.
:18:08
We're gonna outwit LaFours X-Men-style.
:18:11
- Should I call you Logan, Weapon X?
- No, Wolverine. Snicky snicky snoine!
:18:16
He's imitating Wolverine's berserker
attack with his adamantium claws.
:18:20
- I never would have guessed.
- All right. Go forth and wreak havoc.
:18:25
Bye, baby kitties.
Damn, Silent Bob. Show some heart.
:18:29
(whistles)
:18:31
That's better. We're on the job.
:18:34
Thanks.
:18:36
I'm shocked
you didn't try to dissuade them.
:18:39
Huh! I would if I thought
for a second they could pull it off.
:18:43
Oh, ye of little faith.
Want a cookie?
:18:49
What's he doing?
:18:51
If you stare at this poster,
a hidden picture appears.
:18:55
Can we do it? Please? Please?
:18:57
All right, go ahead.
But hurry. The Easter Bunny's waiting.