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:31:08
You work at the Fashionable Male,
don't you?

:31:11
Yeah. So?
:31:14
Uh, that's a great store you got there.
:31:17
Thanks. Listen, I'm trying to spend
my lunch hour with my lady friend here.

:31:21
So why don't you beat it?
:31:27
Oh, that's your girlfriend? Right there?
:31:33
Look, if you don't stop gawkin' at me,
I'm gonna kick your ass, OK?

:31:36
Haven't you heard the phrase
"The customer is always right"?

:31:40
I'll let you in on a little secret.
The customer is always an asshole!

:31:48
- Jesus Christ!
- What gives with the cover boy?

:31:51
None of your business,
but he'll kick your ass for this.

:31:54
Are you insane?
The guy looks like a date rapist!

:31:56
- Is that my jacket?
- Start the elevator.

:31:59
Not until you tell me what the situation
is with you and the Sperminator!

:32:02
- How long has this been goin' on?
- Since I finally sent you packing.

:32:06
- He's much more suitable than you.
- Are you nuts?!

:32:09
The guy's pure testosterone.
He's a walking hard-on.

:32:13
I'm in need of testosterone
after a year of baby-sitting you.

:32:16
I forgot what real men were like.
:32:18
I can't believe you have the nerve
to come to my mall and pick up guys!

:32:21
Shannon did the picking up. He's
taken me to lunch at the Cheese Haus...

:32:25
..and brought me shopping
to stores I wanna shop in.

:32:28
I took you shopping all the time!
:32:30
You took me where you went shopping!
Do you think I care what rathole store...

:32:34
..has the latest Godzilla bootlegs?
:32:36
Is eating in the same dive pizzeria
every night eating out?

:32:39
Do I give a shit when two labels
are crossing over characters...

:32:43
..and selling two editions
in different covers?

:32:45
I'm a girl, dammit! I wanna do
girlie things like fix hair...

:32:49
..and get romantic phone calls.
:32:51
- I call you all the time!
- "Rene, my mom's asleep. Come over."

:32:55
When was the last time
you told me I was beautiful?

:32:58
This guy does all this in one day?

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