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:42:03
- He's fuckin' dead.
- Let it go. He's under a lot of pressure.

:42:06
- What happened to him?
- Easter Bunny kicked his ass.

:42:09
- I had it coming.
- Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.

:42:12
- What really happened?
- The owner of Fashionable Male did it.

:42:17
- Shannon Hamilton?
- You know that guy?

:42:19
I dated him after we split. He tried
to screw me somewhere uncomfortable.

:42:23
- Like the back of a Volkswagen?
- Sounds like his MO.

:42:25
- Can you get up?
- Am I still glowing?

:42:27
Barely breathing. Was Rene involved?
:42:29
It was an independent act of aggression.
He told me he intended to penetrate...

:42:33
..my ex-girlfriend
in a notorious body cavity.

:42:36
- Sounds like him.
- You better tell Rene.

:42:38
No. If she's not smart enough to see
through him, she deserves the discomfort.

:42:43
I, on the other hand, have had all
the discomfort I can stand for a day.

:42:47
- I'm late. I gotta go.
- You're gonna leave with him like this?

:42:50
I gotta split. You're gonna be OK, Brodie?
:42:52
A couple of pins in the hip, I'll be fine.
:42:55
That's my boy!
:42:57
Bye, guys. Be good.
:42:59
Women. Always leaving you when you've
just had the crap kicked out of you.

:43:03
You look like you're gonna live to me.
You stay here. I gotta hit the bathroom.

:43:07
Please, don't say "hit".
:43:13
OK, honey. Don't forget to look
for your Easter eggs on Sunday.

:43:16
- Bye-bye, Easter Bunny.
- (Easter Bunny) All right. Who's next?

:43:22
Hey, guys. Wait in line,
like everybody else.

:43:25
- What the hell is this?
- This is for Brodie.

:43:38
Oh, God.
:43:41
- He's here.
- What?

:43:42
Him and Brodie. Don't sweat,
though. He's leaving.

:43:45
Oh.
:43:46
He seems really broken-up
over this whole thing.

:43:49
Maybe because we're broken up
for good this time.

:43:53
I remember when I dumped TS. I was all
right with it until he started dating you.

:43:57
- A little jealousy residue?
- I thought so at first.


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