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:44:00
Then I realised it was more than that.
:44:02
When I saw how he was with you
and how you complemented each other,...

:44:06
..it finally hit me that TS is a great catch.
:44:09
- Gwen, you were always cheating on him.
- Capricious youth?

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- Doesn't mean I wasn't regretful.
- Jesus, Gwen. The last thing I need now...

:44:16
..is a lecture on my love life.
:44:19
All I'm saying is that the really
good guys are few and far between.

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In fact, I haven't met one since TS.
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And even if I did meet one, I guarantee
I'd use him as a basis for my comparison.

:44:29
- You can have him if you want him.
- Believe me, I might consider trying...

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..if he weren't so hung up on you.
:44:37
I gotta get home.
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- Have a great show.
- OK. Bye.

:44:52
Chocolate-covered pretzel?
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This is Roddy, Mr Zvenning's assistant.
:44:58
Mr Svenning would like
to have a word with you.

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Where? These are melting.
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Copy that. By the stage.
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Tell him I'll be there in a minute.
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- What do you think?
- I don't trust it.

:45:13
Maybe he's ready to talk reasonably.
:45:15
Reasonably? You should go
over there and give him shit.

:45:18
- I'm trying to marry his daughter.
- You can't scream at him...

:45:22
..but you should still stick it to him.
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- How do you propose I do that?
- You stink-palm him.

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- Stink-palm?
- You stick your hand in your ass.

:45:31
You've been walking all day,
no doubt you're sweaty as hell.

:45:34
Look at you. A grown man
with his hand down his pants.

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I probably look like my old man.
:45:39
There. Now you shake hands with the guy.
"Mr Svenning, how have you been?"

:45:43
- Why?
- You know how long the smell lasts?

:45:46
Scrub all you like.
It'll stick around for at least two days.

:45:49
What will his colleagues and family think?
That he can't wipe his ass properly.

:45:53
Meanwhile, you are left
with a hand that smells like shit.

:45:57
Small price to pay for
the smiting of one's enemies.


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