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1:05:02
He seems to be really hung up
on superheroes' sex organs.

1:05:06
- But he'll outgrow it.
- I'll look into it.

1:05:14
I think I felt it move.
1:05:16
- Just kidding.
- I need your help.

1:05:19
Lend me that tape of Shannon Hamilton.
The future of my relationship rests on it.

1:05:23
- It's at my house.
- Take TS's car. The station wagon in 2D.

1:05:26
- I don't have a licence.
- Just go.

1:05:29
You still got that stage schematic? I need
you to wire something together for me.

1:05:39
- Jesus, what's with him?
- I don't know. I'm not feeling too well.

1:05:44
Yeah, but everything is fine.
1:05:46
We're about to start.
1:05:48
Oh, you are in for something
really special tonight, gentlemen.

1:05:53
I have lined up...
1:05:57
- Excuse me.
- (retches)

1:05:59
Jesus.
1:06:04
Sorry.
1:06:06
I've lined up some
really bright kids here...

1:06:08
..and this promises to be a lot of fun.
I'm sure you're gonna love it.

1:06:13
- Should you be in bed or something?
- No, I wouldn't miss this...

1:06:17
..for the world.
1:06:22
Go and make sure everybody's
ready and let's start, huh?

1:06:27
Uh! Oh, no, no, no.
1:06:31
("Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime)
1:06:35
- How much did you smoke?
- All it took was a fat, chronic blunt.

1:06:39
- These guys were lightweights.
- How much do I owe you?

1:06:42
My treat. As long as you promise,...
1:06:44
..next time you pop your old lady,
you make her call you "Jay".

1:06:48
- Let's hope there is a next time.
- All right, I'm ready.

1:06:52
You're never gonna believe who I just met.
1:06:55
- What the hell happened to these two?
- Power of the dark side.

1:06:58
Wait a minute. There's only two.
What happened to the third guy?


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