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1:07:02
- I never saw a third guy.
- Hey, who's this asshole?

1:07:04
What the hell happened to those guys?
1:07:07
- They got lightheaded.
- You got that right.

1:07:09
- They gonna cancel the show?
- What d'you care?

1:07:12
I'm supposed to be on it.
I'm Gill Hicks. Suitor No.3.

1:07:15
We're taking their place.
I'm TS, this is Brodie.

1:07:17
- Didn't Svenning have you arrested?
- Look, dude. Don't give him any shit.

1:07:22
Something's going on.
Where's Mr Svenning?

1:07:24
Mr Svenning has come down
with a sudden case of diphtheria.

1:07:27
- What happened to those two?
- Got a case of the mad munchies.

1:07:30
- Is this the guy Svenning had arrested?
- Yes, it is.

1:07:34
All right, Quint. I dunno how you got
back in, but I'm alerting Mr Svenning.

1:07:37
We'll postpone the start
until we figure it out.

1:07:40
You called down the thunder.
Now you got it.

1:07:42
- Security!
- Roddy.

1:07:44
What?
1:07:47
- Jesus Christ, you knocked him out.
- Now hit him.

1:07:50
You call Security?
What happened to them?

1:07:52
They got stoned and knocked
this guy out. He needs help.

1:07:55
- That's not what... ow!
- Could you remove him? The show's on.

1:07:59
Whatever.
1:08:03
Look, dude. No more shit. Just go out
there and woo like you're supposed to.

1:08:08
When Tricia shows up here with
the videotape, get it to Silent Bob.

1:08:11
I'm on it. Wait a sec.
Where is that tubby bitch?

1:08:37
Good evening and welcome
to Truth or Date.

1:08:40
One match made here ignites
the fires of romance.

1:08:44
Hi. I'm Bob Summers, your host.
1:08:46
Tonight we'll watch as
one of our three lucky suitors...

1:08:48
..woos our beautiful,
eligible suitor-ette.

1:08:52
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready
for romance in the making,...

1:08:56
..as we introduce the suitors!
1:08:59
(cheering)

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