1:10:01
(Brodie) Pay attention, dick.
1:10:03
(Bob) May the best man win.
1:10:06
Now I would like to introduce our lovely
suitor-ette from Monmouth State,...
1:10:10
..where she majors
in astronomy and earth sciences.
1:10:13
A big welcome
for the lovely Brandi Svenning!
1:10:17
(applause and cheering)
1:10:28
All right, everybody knows
how the game is played.
1:10:31
Our lovely suitor-ette will ask
some questions of our suitors...
1:10:35
..and make her decision based
on their answers. Anything goes!
1:10:39
- Brandi, are you ready?
- Absolutely, Bob.
1:10:43
Then you may fire when ready.
1:10:45
OK.
1:10:48
Suitor No.1.
1:10:51
If you were a car,
what kind of car would you be?
1:10:56
Um... the kind you'd never
dump your boyfriend in.
1:10:59
(tittering)
1:11:02
OK. Suitor No.2.
1:11:05
Can't you call me the second suitor?
Suitor No.2 sounds like a bathroom code.
1:11:11
OK. Second suitor.
1:11:14
- If we were making whoopee...
- What's "whoopee"?
1:11:18
Um...
1:11:21
Uh, well, if we were, uh...
If we were being intimate.
1:11:25
- What, like fucking?
- (audience gasps)
1:11:30
Yeah.
1:11:32
If we were, uh, you know,
what kind of noises would you make?
1:11:39
(groans)
1:11:40
(barks)
1:11:43
No, I think that's personal.
I don't think I should answer that.
1:11:46
OK.
1:11:47
Suitor No.3.
What would our first date be like?
1:11:52
Well, first I'd take you shopping
to the stores you'd wanna shop in,...
1:11:56
..then we'd do lunch, probably at the
Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing.