:14:00
Evie, remember what we said?
:14:02
You got to breathe.
Let air in, and now let that air out, okay?
:14:06
I totally have a double chin.
:14:08
I don't trust cops.
:14:09
We shouldn't say anything
till our lawyers get here.
:14:11
We don't need lawyers.
We didn't do anything.
:14:14
Relax, everybody.
We just came here to tell them what we saw.
:14:17
- Do we have to?
- Yes.
:14:19
As cheerleaders,
we're role models to the community at large.
:14:22
If we don't do the right thing,
how can we expect others to?
:14:25
Now I'm gonna throw up.
:14:27
I'm not gonna be staying
here all night long.
:14:29
Why don't we just tell these people
that we need to reschedule for tomorrow?
:14:33
Well, I can't do morning.
I'm having my legs waxed.
:14:35
I have a biochem lab at noon.
:14:37
I'm good between 2:30 and 4:00.
Would that work for everybody?
:14:40
Don't work for me.
:14:43
And who are you?
:14:44
Roland Sharp, Texas Ranger.
:14:47
Oh, my God. Do you know Derek Jeter?
:14:49
No, he means the other Texas Rangers.
You know, like the Lone Ranger.
:14:52
He had that cool Indian friend.
What was his name?
:14:55
Tonto?
:14:56
He was hot.
Why don't guys wear loincloths anymore?
:14:59
A Texas Ranger was shot this evening
in connection to the murder you witnessed.
:15:03
Anything you remember,
no matter how insignificant...
:15:05
may be of the utmost importance.
:15:11
- Do you want a piece?
- No, I do not.
:15:13
- You don't like gum?
- No.
:15:15
Chewing gum is the most significant factor
in the decline of Western civilization.
:15:19
The decline of what?
:15:20
When people chew gum,
nobody can read their expressions.
:15:23
Like with BOTOX.
:15:33
I like an older man
who knows what he wants.
:15:37
All right.
:15:39
We should so not get involved in this.
:15:41
Oh, God, here she goes again.
:15:43
- She do this a lot?
- Whenever she gets nervous.
:15:45
She drops, like, 10 pounds around finals.
:15:48
Can anybody describe the perpetrator?
:15:50
"Perpetrator"?
:15:52
The bad man with the gun.
:15:54
Actually, he was kind of cute.
:15:56
Gross. He was a total skank.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a 4.