Man of the House
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:24:01
You couldn't possibly be talking about
my mother because she's allergic to dogs.

:24:05
- First rule: No cell phones.
- What?

:24:09
No pagers, no Palm Pilots and no e-mail.
:24:12
And the telephone downstairs may be used
in the event of emergencies only.

:24:17
Give it up.
:24:18
Send us back to the Stone Age,
why don't you?

:24:21
You don't understand
what serious business this is.

:24:23
In order for us to do our job,
we're gonna need your cooperation...

:24:26
and that means paying attention
to what I say...

:24:28
and doing what I ask you to do
when I ask you to do it.

:24:31
Furthermore, I'd appreciate it
if you'd cover yourselves in our presence.

:24:35
I realise how very proud you are...
:24:36
of your tattoos, piercings,
and other body modifications.

:24:39
However, my colleagues and I
do not need to see these.

:24:42
Are there any questions?
:24:43
I have one. Are you always such a dick?
:24:46
Yes. There will be no guests
in the house ever.

:24:49
Nobody may leave the house
without an escort.

:24:52
But this is our house.
:24:53
What about classes?
I'm in an advanced pre-med program.

:24:56
- I have a...
- 4.0, we know.

:24:58
Okay, guys. If I miss my biochem class,
I'm gonna lose my scholarship.

:25:02
There are five of y'all, three of us.
:25:04
You'll have to pare your schedules down
to the absolute essentials.

:25:07
I'll skip all my classes
for the greater good of the group.

:25:10
Work it out amongst yourselves.
:25:12
- What about dates? Barb's got two tonight.
- Not anymore.

:25:14
Hello! We've got a game on Saturday.
:25:17
Don't even think about telling us
we're not going.

:25:19
You're not going.
:25:20
Don't say it.
:25:22
As captain of this squad, I must inform you
that to stop us from cheerleading...

:25:26
you're gonna have to pry the pom-poms
from our cold, dead hands.

:25:47
I'm all clear.
:25:50
Come on, Asst. Cheerleading Coach Sharp,
show me your spirit.

:25:53
Where's your happy face?
:25:55
This is my happy face.
:25:57
Well, I think we're gonna have to turn
that frown upside down.


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