Man of the House
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1:12:03
- Yeah, okay.
- Great.

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I have this Hex Rally tomorrow night...
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but I was wondering
if we can get started tonight.

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Five, six, seven, eight.
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- This is...
- Terrible, I know.

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I was gonna say good.
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I'm proud of you. It's good.
1:12:44
- What are y'all doing?
- Getting pumped for Hex Rally.

1:12:47
- We'll have to nix the Hex Rally.
- What?

1:12:49
No. There's no nixing the Hex.
It must go on.

1:12:52
You can't stop the Hex, Mr. Ranger-man.
1:12:54
- It's bigger than all of us.
- Is that right?

1:12:56
If we were doctors, we'd cure cancer.
If we were nurses, we'd give people shots.

1:13:01
If we were astronauts,
we would do other things.

1:13:05
But we're not. We're cheerleaders.
And we're going to the Hex Rally.

1:13:09
- You don't respect cheerleading, do you?
- No.

1:13:12
That's because you still don't get it.
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Samuel L. Jackson, Sandra Bullock,
Cameron Diaz...

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Calista Flockhart, Madonna and Halle Berry.
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Not to mention Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush...

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and the governor of our fair state,
Rick Perry.

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All cheerleaders.
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See, you're a negative person, Sharp.
Cheerleading is all about the positive.

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Our job is to inspire,
support and electrify.

1:13:35
Any fool can feel good
when you're winning.

1:13:37
But when you're down 27 points
in the fourth quarter...

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that's when you got to ask yourself,
"Who you gonna call?"

1:13:46
I might call Halle Berry.

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