Mighty Aphrodite
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:08:03
- Yeah, perhaps I should have him back.
- Hi.

:08:05
Yeah. Maybe you better
hold him 'cause he's crying.

:08:07
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's crying.

:08:09
- Okay. Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
:08:12
- That's a good boy.
- That's so great.

:08:14
If there's any greatness in my hands,
let it pass into your body.

:08:17
- Get a grip on yourself.
- This kid is gonna be a great kid!

:08:21
- Oh, yeah.
- He's fabulous!

:08:23
- You're okay now.
- What do you wanna call him?

:08:25
- Oh, this is unbelievable. Yeah.
- Call him?

:08:27
- Oh, wh-- what about Eric?
- Eric? The kid's not a Viking.

:08:30
I wanna call him, name him,
you know, for one of my heroes.

:08:33
- Like what?
- I don't know. What about Groucho?

:08:36
- Groucho? Oh, get real.
- No, I'm serious.

:08:39
It's a great-- You know.
I-- I don't know. What--

:08:42
What about Phineas?
Do you like Phineas?

:08:44
Phineas?
Are you joking?

:08:46
Phineas is the guy who
forecloses on the mortgage.

:08:49
I don't want to call this kid
Phineas. He's adorable.

:08:52
- That's so great.
What-- What, uh-- Let me think.
- Well.

:08:55
- What about Django?
- Django?

:08:57
Django, yeah. After Django Reinhardt,
the great guitar player.

:08:59
- Django Weinrib?
- That's the curse of the Weinrib name.

:09:03
- It doesn't go with anything.
Nothing goes with Weinrib.
- Well, okay, okay.

:09:06
What about something simple
like, you know, Ben?

:09:08
- You want to call him Ben Weinrib?
- Yeah.

:09:10
What, he's gonna be
a-a-a gin rummy champion?

:09:13
- I mean, you know.
- Yeah, well, you want to deny
your heritage? Huh?

:09:15
Well, you know, I-I just want
the kid to have a great name.

:09:18
- Yeah.
- What about Sugar Ray Weinrib?

:09:21
Holden,
after Holden Caulfield.

:09:23
You see, Holden is one of those things
that works if we use your maiden name.

:09:26
- If it's Holden Sloane,
but not Holden Weinrib.
- Yeah.

:09:30
The kid is so cute!
:09:32
I can't believe he's--
What about Cole?

:09:34
- Cole?
- Cole Weinrib. Harpo Weinrib.

:09:37
- Harpo? No.
- How about Earl the Pearl Weinrib?

:09:40
- That would be so perfect.
- Oh, God! No.

:09:43
- Okay, what-- what about Shane?
You like the name Shane?
- Yeah.

:09:45
- Shane's pretty.
- Shane would be okay.

:09:47
On the other hand, you wouldn't want
a Supreme Court Justice called Shane.

:09:52
Oh, Jesus.
I got it. I got it.

:09:54
Brilliant.
This is so brilliant.

:09:56
- Got it? Ready? Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.

:09:58
- Thelonius Weinrib.
- Max! What about Max?


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