:43:06
I'm gonna bet on a horse,
and if it wins you can keep the dough.
:43:10
Here's one. "Eager Beaver."
:43:12
I once did a film
called Beaver Patrol...
:43:14
about these Boy Scouts who find
drunk Girl Scouts in the woods.
:43:17
And they take them into a cabin
and they reach into their packs
and they pull out these dildos.
:43:21
- And then--
- All right, all right. Okay, we'll--
:43:23
Y-You're sure you want
to bet on Eager Beaver?
:43:25
- 'Cause it's a 60-to-1.
- Oh, yeah. No, I know it's the one. No!
:43:27
- But it's 60-to-1.
- It's a sign. I know it's gonna work.
:43:30
All right, all right.
Famous last words.
:43:32
- You know.
- I got a hunch.
:43:34
- You got a hunch. Okay.
Sure, we'll bet on it.
- Yeah.
:43:36
Okay. So if he wins,
how much do I make?
:43:39
At 60-to-1?
Uh... you make, uh, $3,000.
:43:42
Oh, my God! I could get that blue
chinchilla coat that I wanted!
:43:45
- You could get anything you want.
- I could get a Jacuzzi.
:43:47
- Except he's not gonna win.
- Oh, no, I know what I could do, Lenny!
:43:50
- Oh, my God! This is great.
- Mm-hmm.
:43:53
All right. You know,
I hope-- I hope you're right.
:43:55
There's a reason the horse is 60-to-1,
though. He's probably got polio.
:43:58
Oh, no, no. No.
This is a sign.
:44:01
- All right.
- My luck is gonna change.
:44:03
- So is your real name Linda?
Is that your actual name?
- I use a lot of names.
:44:06
My born name is Leslie, but I like
to use names that have nice meanings.
:44:10
You know, like Mary,
for the Virgin Mary.
:44:12
Or Angel or Linda,
which means "pretty" in Spanish.
:44:15
- But my screen name's Judy Cum.
- Mm-hmm.
:44:18
Well, lucky there's not a horse
with that name in the race...
:44:20
- 'cause we'd bet on him.
- Oh, no, no, no.
:44:22
I mean, my attorney friend
would take that under advisement.
:44:25
- Mm-hmm.
- I got exclusive rights to that name.
:44:27
All right, all right,
all right. Yeah.
:44:29
So let me ask you
a question.
:44:31
Are you ever frightened that when a guy
comes over your house and pays you...
:44:34
that he's gonna maybe,
like tie you up and kill you?
:44:37
Oh, no. I always
get paid in advance.
:44:40
- Come on.
:44:42
- Eager Beaver. He's paying.
- Paid in advance? That's--
:44:45
Lenny.
:44:47
- They're
coming down to the finish.
- Come on, Beaver!
:44:49
- It's Autumn Daisy and Enmity.
- Come on! Catch up!
:44:51
- Eager Beaver continues to drop back.
- Oh, shit! Oh, Beaver!
:44:53
- Autumn Daisy and Enmity. It's close.
- Beaver! Come on, Beaver!
:44:56
- Oh! Beaver!
- It's Autumn Daisy by a head.
:44:59
- Shit! Last?
- Enmity finishing second...