:03:01
Lenny, let's have a baby.
:03:03
Because she's pregnant,
you want a baby?
:03:05
You could have
your own middleweight.
:03:08
- I don't want a middleweight.
- It'd be fun.
:03:11
Have you ever had children?
:03:13
- I never had children.
- Why not?
:03:15
My first wife didn't want any.
And I never remarried...
:03:20
What am I, chop-liver?
:03:21
...until now.
:03:23
You didn't let me finish.
:03:24
- You didn't want to have a child.
- You should have kids.
:03:27
It's like stereo!
Give him a break.
:03:29
You don't want any?
:03:31
When we first met...
:03:33
she didn't like he beach.
She hated the Hamptons.
:03:36
She didn't want kids.
She loved the Upper East Side.
:03:39
Now she's making noise about having
a kid and moving to Tribeca.
:03:42
Only if the gallery moves there.
:03:44
Pregnancy is great. You get
treated like the Queen of England.
:03:48
- You say that like it's a good thing.
- I love the pampering.
:03:52
It's fantastic.
:03:53
I don't have time now.
:03:55
Too many things are happening
in my business.
:03:57
- Let me ask you a question.
- What?
:03:59
How will you swing it
without being pregnant?
:04:02
That's a very good question.
:04:04
Easy. We'll adopt.
:04:07
- Not me. I don't want to adopt.
- Why not?
:04:09
Good idea.
:04:10
You must be nuts.
With my genes?
:04:13
I've got award-winning genes.
I'm going to pass them on.
:04:16
No. That's crazy.
:04:18
For the same reason we don't lease
a car: Pride of ownership.
:04:22
I don't want to adopt.
:04:24
The worid is full of needy kids.
:04:27
- Right.
- That's true.
:04:28
I know, but...
:04:30
why overpopulate the worid when there
are thousands of parentless kids?
:04:34
You don't want to get morning sickness,.
So you want to adopt.
:04:38
That's not true. I can't afford to
give up a year just now.
:04:41
Forget it. The subject is closed.
:04:44
I'd be afraid of getting a bad seed.
:04:46
That's paranoid.
:04:48
Bud's right. You read that in the
tabloids all the time.
:04:51
Right.
:04:52
We adopt some sweet little boy
and when he turns 13...
:04:55
at night he kills us with an ax.
:04:58
Why'd you tell him that?