:05:00
It's a common occurrence...
:05:01
No. It's not.
:05:03
What do you mean, "he"?
Why can't we adopt a girl?
:05:06
We're not adopting anything.
:05:08
Let him have a shortstop
or point guard.
:05:11
Can we get the check and go?
:05:13
I'm paying tonight.
:05:16
I'm stunned.
:05:17
One more, you break
Dimaggio's record.
:05:21
That's not true. Now, be nice.
:05:23
Laius, proud father, speak.
:05:26
I, with joy, did have a son.
:05:29
So fair, so clear-headed, and brave...
:05:32
that I a thousand pleasures did
derive form his presence.
:05:36
So what happens?
:05:38
One day he kills me.
:05:40
And don't you think, he runs off and
marries my wife?
:05:43
Poor Oedipus, King of Thebes.
:05:45
My son did slay...
:05:48
unwittingly, my noble husband.
:05:50
And without realizing, hasten with me...
:05:54
his loving mother, to lustful bed.
:05:56
And a whole professión was born...
:05:59
charging sometimes $200 an hour.
:06:01
And a 50-minute hour, at that.
:06:03
And why a child now? Out of left field?
:06:06
One hopes it's not to fill some
growing void in their marriage.
:06:09
Leave her be.
:06:11
A woman's urge to motherhood
is old as the earth.
:06:14
Children grow up.
:06:15
They move out, sometimes
to ridiculous places...
:06:19
like Cincinnati,
or Boise, Idaho.
:06:21
Then you never see them.
:06:23
You'd think once in a while
they'd pick up a phone.
:06:26
Is there a growing void
in the Weinrib's marriage?
:06:29
We didn't say there was. We're
speculating on possible motives.
:06:33
Children are serious stuff.
:06:35
Look!
:06:36
Here's a man who killed his father
and slept with his mother.
:06:41
I hate to tell you what they call
my son in Harlem.
:06:47
Hello?
:06:48
There's a baby we can adopt.
:06:50
Are you serious?
:06:52
I spoke to Carolyn Hester.
We must act quickly.
:06:56
I don't want a kid.
:06:58
You know how hard it is.