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I'm very sorry.
:30:02
Oh, hello.
:30:14
So we hear
you're from Russia.
:30:17
You have a problem
with it?
:30:19
I am not a Communist.
:30:21
I was only briefly
member of party.
:30:24
It was only for medical reasons.
I was a scientist.
:30:27
In Russia, I was chief
of obstruction.
:30:29
Obstruction?
:30:30
Abstraction?
:30:32
Abstraction?
:30:33
Obstetrics,
I think you mean.
:30:34
That's it.
Obstetrics.
:30:36
One moment.
:30:37
Not obstruction,
is obstetrics.
:30:39
Yes, I was the head
of obstetrics research
:30:42
at Pasklovansky Hospital
in St. Petersburg.
:30:44
What brings you
here, then?
:30:47
I didn't work with people
in Russia.
:30:50
More the technical side.
:30:51
No. Animals.
:30:53
Animals?
:30:54
Only rats and monkeys.
:30:56
Rats?
:30:57
Change of scenery.
:30:59
You've seen one rat ass,
you've seen them all.
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I also want a patient
who won't bite me.
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Last month,
I received my new license,
:31:08
and now
I deliver human babies.
:31:10
O.K., now,
I have a computer program here
:31:13
that I have written myself
:31:15
that will calculate
your due date very accurately.
:31:18
O.K.?
:31:20
Fine. When was the first day
of your last menopause?
:31:24
- Menopause?
- Menstruation.
:31:25
Menstruation.
:31:26
Period.
:31:27
End of sentence.
:31:29
March 1 1 th.
:31:31
March 1 1 th.
:31:32
March 1 1 th.
:31:35
O.K.
:31:37
Here it comes.
:31:40
The baby will be due
December 8th.
:31:43
O.K.
:31:45
Congratulations. The baby
was conceived March 1 7 th.
:31:48
Oh, that's clever.
:31:50
Most people know that,
:31:52
but some people
are too drunk to remember.
:31:55
Oh, my God.
:31:56
What is wrong?