1:29:03
In the morning.
1:29:09
Your mates did you
proud today.
1:29:12
Mrs. H, could you read me
one of G's stories?
1:29:14
I can't.
That's why she reads to me.
1:29:15
I mean used to.
1:29:17
Yeah, the one
about the Taniwha.
1:29:53
OK.
1:29:57
What's wrong, Mum?
1:30:00
Toot, put the kids
in the car.
1:30:09
Thanks, bro.
1:30:11
Anyway, this fucking ape
comes over to me,
1:30:15
takes off his shades,
and says the classic line.
1:30:17
The classic line!
Wait for it.
1:30:19
Waiting,
waiting, waiting.
1:30:21
"What the fuck
you staring at, man?"
1:30:24
So I say to him, cool-ass,
1:30:28
"Well, not you, mate.
Your spunky missis. "
1:30:30
Trouble is, she was
fucking uglier than him.
1:30:33
Then all hell
broke loose.
1:30:36
Old Jimmy, eh?
1:30:39
Hey, you can stay at
my place tonight, mate.
1:30:42
Yeah, fuck it.
Why not?
1:30:47
Beth! Bully, give
the lady a seat.
1:30:50
You fucking animal.
1:30:51
What the fuck?
1:30:53
Women and children, eh?
You fucking coward!
1:30:55
Please, control your
missis there, mate.
1:30:57
Who the fuck
do you think you are