:59:01
I wouldn't actually call it a party.
:59:02
It's more along the lines of a
dinner in celebration of my birthday.
:59:07
The guest list is quite restricted.
:59:09
So far, there's Mr. Benjamin and myself.
:59:12
If you accept, that
would make three of us.
:59:14
Ah-hah, I see. A cozy dinner.
:59:16
But aren't threesomes a little
awkward? How does the phrase go...
:59:18
Three's a crowd. Yes, I'm aware of that.
:59:21
But I have to keep an eye on
Mr. Benjamin wherever he goes.
:59:25
To make sure he doesn't
get himself into trouble.
:59:27
And what are you, his chaperone?
:59:30
Actually, I'm his father.
:59:34
Most people assume I'm his father.
:59:36
It's a logical assumption... given
that I'm older than he is and so on.
:59:40
But the fact is, it's
the reverse is true.
:59:44
He's my father, and I'm his son.
1:00:02
Hey, man, good to see you.
1:00:06
This is April Lee, Auggie.
April, say hello to Auggie Wren.
1:00:11
Howdy, Miss April. I'm right
pleased to make your acquaintance.
1:00:14
And this pretty little lady here
is Miss Violet Sanchez de Jalapeno,
1:00:21
the hottest chili pepper
this side of the Rio Grande.
1:00:25
Ain't that so, baby?
1:00:26
Ees so, Auggie. And you not
so cold, neither. Eh, baby?
1:00:33
So, what brings you to a dive like this?
1:00:36
It's his birthday so we
decided to whoop it up a little.
1:00:39
How old, kid?
1:00:41
Seventeen.
1:00:42
Seventeen?
1:00:49
I remember when I was seventeen.
1:00:57
Christ, when I was seventeen, I was
one little whacked-out son-of-a-bitch .