:27:00
Listen, do me a favor. Hang up the phone.
:27:03
What?
:27:04
Hang up the phone, then dial 456-1414.
:27:08
When you get the White House operator...
:27:10
...give her your name and tell her
you want to speak to the President.
:27:19
Oh, my God.
:27:21
This isn't happening to me.
:27:23
What's going on?
:27:25
No, it's not possible
I did this twice in one day.
:27:35
Good evening, the White House.
:27:37
- Hello?
- Hi.
:27:39
My name's Sydney Ellen Wade. I'd like to--
:27:41
The President's expecting your call, ma'am.
I'll put you right through.
:27:48
Hello?
:27:49
Mr.President...
:27:52
I'm sure there's
an appropriate thing to say.
:27:55
Probably some formal apology for
the "nice ass" remark would be in order.
:28:01
I don't quite know how to word it.
:28:03
No, it's my fault.
Should I call you at the office tomorrow?
:28:06
No, no. Of course not.
:28:08
I mean, yes. You can call me
any time you want. This is fine, right now.
:28:12
By "of course not," I meant--
:28:15
The hell with it.
I'm moving to another country.
:28:18
What did you mean when you said
you didn't have a phone?
:28:21
I just moved here over the weekend
and my apartment isn't ready yet.
:28:25
This is my sister's apartment. Come to
think of it, how did you get this number?
:28:29
How did I get the number?
:28:31
That's a good question.
:28:32
I don't know. Probably the FBI.
:28:35
Oh, the FBI. Sure!
:28:37
'Cause if you want to find someone, and
you're the president, that's who you'd call.
:28:41
You know who else is good at that?
:28:44
CIA.
:28:45
I was thinking
of the Internal Revenue Service.
:28:48
They have these computer files that...
:28:51
Well, I should stop stalling.
:28:54
As you probably know, the French
have elected themselves a new president.
:28:59
We're having a formal state dinner
at the White House and I was wondering...