The Crossing Guard
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:01:21
I said, "Where'd you learn
to do that?"

:01:23
She said, "Practicing on
an old flame since I was 16."

:01:28
Look at this guy here. He's lookin' at
me and beatin' his meat. I like that.

:01:33
There she is. Right?
Miss America, 1912.

:01:37
lna!
Let's hear it for lna.

:01:40
Comes here every night,
huh, sweetie?

:01:42
Right.
Let me have a kiss.

:01:44
Bring out the broads!
:01:47
Let me at him!
Let me at him!

:01:49
Somebody throw a net
over this broad.

:01:51
Did you see him kiss
that fat fucker?

:01:53
Steve.
I'll always know him as 18.

:01:55
He, uh-
:01:57
He was killed by a drunk driver just
a month before he was to graduate.

:02:02
And-
:02:04
It's hard when you have
two policemen come in and say,

:02:07
"Your daughter's dead."
:02:09
I op- I opened the door
and I saw 'em standing there,

:02:12
and I said,
"Mandy's dead, isn't she?"

:02:15
A mom knows.
:02:32
All right!
:02:35
Freddy, he's comin' over here.
You better slide in... a lot.

:02:38
- He needs half a booth.
- Sunny. How ya doin', Sunny?
Everything good?

:02:43
How 'bout that?
How'd you like to spank it?

:02:45
- Nice!
- Oh, yeah! But softly.

:02:48
- Sunny, you had to spank that, right?
- Nice.

:02:51
My wife,
you know Joan.

:02:53
We got a step-down living room.
It's like two steps down.

:02:57
So the bitch don't wanna walk.
She wants me to raise it.

:02:59
She don't wanna walk down
two steps.


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