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:31:02
We're running low on options here, Ted.
:31:05
I can hold out Zalinsky for a couple of
weeks. What have we got to lose?

:31:08
How about the jobs of 300 people?
:31:10
Tommy, you don't know
the first thing about brake pads.

:31:13
Hey, I know I'm probably not the answer
you guys are looking for,

:31:18
but I feel like I oughta do something.
:31:20
You're right.
I don't know much about this stuff.

:31:24
But he does.
:31:26
Oh, no.
:31:27
Richard knows about brake pads. And
as you were my dad's right-hand man,

:31:33
I'd say you have
the rest of the year wide open.

:31:35
Time out. Bad idea. No one can help
baby Huey out there on the road.

:31:55
I can actually hear you getting fatter.
:31:59
What did I say about eating in the car?
:32:01
That it's not good,
cos it spoils your dinner?

:32:04
Tommy, this is not a vacation for me.
:32:06
I'm here against my will. The least
you can do is pretend to work.

:32:10
OK? Now let's review.
:32:12
OK, you're right. Review time.
Let's do it up. Feed me!

:32:15
What are the three grades
of brake pads?

:32:19
Personal, commercial and agricultural.
:32:23
What is our carrying charge
for the merchandise?

:32:26
Oh, man...
:32:28
- One and a...
- Half per cent! I knew that!

:32:31
Why can't I remember it?
:32:33
Try an association. Say the average
person uses ten per cent of their brain.

:32:38
How much do you use?
One and a half per cent.

:32:41
The rest is clogged with
malted hops and bong resin.

:32:50
I gotta do this! I gotta do this!
:32:52
I've gotta be the one. I've gotta do this.
:32:55
It's gotta be me. It's gotta...
:32:58
- Are you ready?
- Yeah. Sorry. I'm ready.


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