Tommy Boy
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Like, let's say you're
driving along with your family,

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and you're driving along...
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All of a sudden there's a truck tyre
in the road, and you hit the brakes.

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That was close.
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Now let's see what happens with
"the other guy's" brake pads.

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You're driving along, driving along...
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The kids yell from the back seat
"I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!"

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"Not now, dammit!"
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Truck tyre.
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I can't stop!
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Help!
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There's a cliff!
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And your family's screaming
"Oh, my God! We're burning alive!"

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"No! I can't feel my legs!"
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In comes the meat wagon.
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And the medic gets out
and says "Oh, my God. "

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New guy's in the corner
puking his guts out.

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All because you wanna save
a couple of pennies.

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- To me, it doesn't...
- Get out.

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- Now!
- Yes, sir.

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- Do you validate?
- Now!

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Thank you.
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She's a quart low.
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Then put it in. That's your penance
for the puppet show back there.

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And fill it up with gas, OK?
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I'm gonna go ask directions
to our next huge, embarrassing failure.

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Your huge, embarrassing failure.
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- What?
- Nothing.

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Hey, chief, could you tell me
how far it is to Davenport?

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22 miles.
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- I can't find it on this map.
- Well, get yourself a new map.


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