Tommy Boy
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:41:00
You know that thing in the back seat?
:41:02
It's a rotting deer carcass.
We gotta take care of it quick.

:41:05
This is one of our oldest customers,
so we should be in and out.

:41:08
This sales thing isn't easy. You can't
go in and out. You gotta finesse 'em.

:41:12
By sputtering out sentence fragments
and lighting things on fire?

:41:16
No. But it's nice
to see you again, Mr Insult.

:41:19
Have you seen Richard anywhere?
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Cos if you do, could you ask him,
since he's so good,

:41:25
- if he might wanna try selling?
- Oh, yeah? Watch and learn.

:41:29
Of course I understand
what "no" means.

:41:31
But if I took no for an answer,
I'd probably wind up

:41:34
selling spicy hot dogs
and wearing a funny hat.

:41:37
It makes sense, doesn't it?
:41:39
I've been doing business with Callahan
since I hung out my shingle.

:41:42
But I don't like you. Probably never will.
:41:45
You're a smug, unhappy little man, and
you treat people like they were idiots.

:41:53
Mr Brady, you and my dad go way back.
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Son, I was sorry to hear
about your dad. I was.

:41:58
But, before I decide to keep
my business with you,

:42:01
I'd have to come and have a look
at your new operation.

:42:04
You can take a good look at a butcher's
ass by sticking your head up there,

:42:08
but wouldn't you rather
take his word for it?

:42:11
What?
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I'm failing to make
the connection here, son.

:42:15
No. I mean...
:42:17
You can get a good look at a T-bone by
sticking your head up a butcher's ass.

:42:21
No. It's gotta be your bull.
:42:25
Here's the deal. If I want you...
:42:27
- You have derailed.
- Shut up, Richard.

:42:29
- Boy, I'm at a loss for words here.
- Forget it. I quit.

:42:33
I can't do this any more, man.
:42:36
My head's about to explode.
:42:38
My whole life sucks!
:42:40
I don't know what I'm doing,
where I'm going.

:42:42
My dad just died. We just killed Bambi.
I'm out here getting my ass kicked.

:42:46
And every time I drive down the road
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I wanna jerk the wheel into
a goddamn bridge abutment!

:42:53
I can't...
:42:59
We'll be in touch.

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