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:49:01
True. But you can't latch the hood
too well if you don't take the can out,

:49:05
you no-selling waste of space!
I swear to God you're worthless!

:49:09
I'm sorry about your car. But don't
call me worthless. I'm trying my best.

:49:13
- I'm not my dad.
- You're not your dad.

:49:16
He could sell a ketchup Popsicle
to a woman in white gloves.

:49:19
- Ketchup Popsicle?
- I learned everything I know from him.

:49:22
I didn't have a father,
and he looked out for me.

:49:24
He was your dad,
and you took it for granted.

:49:27
"I'm big-time son. He'll fix everything,
so I'm allowed to be a moron. "

:49:31
That's it! Get out! Get out of the car!
:49:34
It's go time - you and me.
:49:36
Mommy, the rhino's close to the car!
:49:38
Him too afraid to get out!
He just a little guy!

:49:42
That's it. I'm gonna whale on you.
:49:44
You're gonna regret this, Porky.
:49:46
Hey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!
:49:48
- You don't want none of me.
- Gimme your best shot.

:49:52
Let me have it.
:49:54
That was it? You can do better
than that, Captain Limp Wrist.

:49:58
Try again.
:50:00
Hey, is there a window open?
I feel a draught.

:50:05
If I'd wanted a kiss
I would've called your mother.

:50:10
That was a good one.
:50:13
Hey, Prehistoric Forest.
:50:29
Richard, do I have a mark on my face?
It really hurts.

:50:35
No. Nothing.
I thought I hit you in the shoulder.

:50:39
My shoulder doesn't hurt much,
but my face does.

:50:42
Right here.
:50:44
Not here or here so much,
but right here.

:50:47
Nope. Shipshape.
:50:50
Waitress, could I get that shrimp
cocktail I saw in the glass case?

:50:55
And you, what can I get...?
:50:57
- Jesus, what happened to your face?
- I knew it. See, Richard?


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