:16:02
- Only it's--
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
:16:04
Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.
:16:08
Probably all
copper wiring, huh?
:16:10
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
:16:13
Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
:16:18
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:16:21
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
:16:24
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:16:28
Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.
:16:30
And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
:16:33
I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
:16:36
You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.
:16:38
Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more
gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
:16:42
- Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.
:16:45
You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.
:16:48
Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
:16:50
It's not a laser! It's a-
It's a little light bulb that blinks.
:16:53
- What's with him?
- Laser envy.
:16:55
All right, that's enough!
:16:56
- Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.
- Toy?
:17:00
T-O-Y. Toy!
:17:02
Excuse me, l-l think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
:17:06
The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.
:17:10
Gettin' kinda tense,
aren't ya?
:17:11
Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.
:17:15
What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
:17:17
He's not a Space Ranger!
:17:19
- He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
- Excuse me.
:17:25
- Ooh!
- Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
:17:28
Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
:17:33
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.
:17:36
- No, you can't.
- Yes, lean.
:17:39
- You can't.
- Can.
:17:41
- Can't. Can't. Can't!
- I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
:17:45
- Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
- All right, then, I will.
:17:49
Stand back, everyone!
:17:58
To infinity and beyond!