:01:11
A long, long time ago,
Nosferatu, the undead,
:01:16
the race of the vampire,
were driven from Egypt.
:01:20
Most fled to the mountains
of Transylvania
:01:22
but others of better taste,
including myself,
:01:25
travelled south through Africa
and over the Atlantic
:01:28
to a beautiful island
in the Bermuda Triangle.
:01:31
There we lived for happy centuries
feasting on the blood of travellers,
:01:36
until discovered by the hunters
once again.
:01:39
Then, the blood that spilled
Was our oWn.
:01:44
I alone escaped but a vampire alone
is a vampire doomed.
:01:49
My only chance was to find
the one known offspring of our tribe
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that had been born
in a foreign land -
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a woman somewhere in this place
called Brooklyn.
:02:09
Family Feud brings you the world's
first War Of The Showgirls!
:02:14
Atlantic City versus Las Vegas.
:02:18
Here's my show! Come on, baby,
you make me ex cited.
:02:30
Name something a playboy
might have made out of silk.
:02:47
Sheets!
:02:54
- She ain't gonna get it.
- Put me down for ten on the Knicks.
:02:58
You betting on the Knicks?
When will you learn?