Beavis and Butt-head Do America
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l believe l`m supposed to be read
my Miranda rights.

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- l always knew they were no good.
- Shut up.

:43:13
You`ve been harbouring
two criminal masterminds.

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You know that guy whose camper
they whacked off in?

:43:19
You represent the US Government.
:43:23
Never end a sentence
with a preposition.

:43:28
You know that guy,
in whose camper they ...

:43:32
That guy off in whose camper
they were whacking?

:43:37
We ran a sample through the sperm
bank. There`s two possible fathers.

:43:42
Former Motley Crue roadies
turned drifters.

:43:48
- You were a roadie for Motley Crue?
- Yep.

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Fire.
:43:57
Here`s another true story: 15 years ago,
we stopped in a toilet called Highland.

:44:05
Really?. That`s where we`re from.
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Then you know what l`m talking about.
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- l scored with these two chicks.
- Yeah, me too.

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- You scored with two chicks?
- Yeah, they were sluts.

:44:24
Shut up, dumb ass. You didn`t score.
l scored with both of them.

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Do you think these two sluts
still live in Highland?

:44:34
That would be cool.
:44:37
You wanna see something really cool?
:44:51
Fire! Cool ...

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