Beavis and Butt-head Do America
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:56:01
Next stop, White House.
:56:09
- Why are we getting back on the bus?
- lt`s time to go, son.

:56:14
We can`t leave. What about that chick?.
We were supposed to get some.

:56:19
- Settle down, Beavis.
- No, l won`t.

:56:22
Dammit, this always happens. l think
l`m gonna score, and then l never score.

:56:28
lt`s not fair. We travelled ... 100 miles
because we thought we`d score.

:56:35
- Sit down.
- Shut up, ass-wipe.

:56:38
We`ll never score. We`ll just get old like
these people, but they probably scored.

:56:45
Sit down!
:56:47
This chick"s a slut. And this guy`s old
but he probably scored a million times.

:56:52
- Oh, yeah.
- But not us. We`re never gonna score!

:56:57
All right, that`s it, numb-nuts.
:57:08
Well, look what we have here.
You two make me sick. Book `em, Bork.

:57:13
- You don`t have anything on us.
- How about lewd conduct?

:57:17
Maybe indecent exposure.
:57:21
One of you will get me the unit.
The other can spend 60 years in jail.

:57:26
We`re back together,
and you`ll never ...

:57:30
He stole the unit. He said
he put it in some kid`s pants.

:57:33
You damn little four-legged ...
:57:42
Travis, it doesn`t do a body good
to get all worked up.

:57:46
Here, this should help you relax.
Does that say ``xanax"`?

:57:54
Yeah, probably. l don`t know.

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