1:10:00
l got to admit it, l had you boys wrong.
l thought you were scum.
1:10:04
But you saved more lives today
than you`ll ever know.
1:10:10
- This country owes you a debt.
- You mean, we get money and stuff?
1:10:15
And chicks.
We were supposed to score.
1:10:19
For security reasons, your actions
have to remain top secret, -
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- but someone very special
wants to give you his thanks.
1:10:29
Beavis and Butt-head,
on behalf of your fellow Americans -
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- l extend my thanks. You exemplify
a fine new crop of young Americans -
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- who will grow into the leaders
of this great country.
1:10:44
He said ``extend``.
1:10:48
ln recognition of your great service,
l`m appointing you honorary agents -
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- in the Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco and Firearms.
1:10:57
- Alcohol and tobacco?
- Yeah, and firearms.
1:11:02
- Cool, huh?
- Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
1:11:05
We`re in the Bureau of Beer
and Fire and Cigarettes.
1:11:10
- And maybe some chicks, too.
- This is gonna be cool.
1:11:24
You know what sucks? We never
scored and we never got any money.
1:11:30
- And my butt`s still sore ...
- Butt-head, look!
1:11:36
Yes! Yes!
1:11:49
You think we`re ever gonna score?
1:11:53
l probably will. But not you.
You`re too much of a butt-monkey.
1:11:58
- Shut up, dill-hole.
- Butt-dumpling.