:07:02
I'm doing last-minute fundraising.
I'm almost there.
:07:05
Junior's coming. I can hear him.
He wants to see you now.
:07:09
- "We're waiting for you at Zema's."
- I'm not well yet.
:07:11
Better to show up light
than not at all. Get the lead out.
:07:16
Don't be a kid-hater.
Santa's kids. Thank you.
:07:20
- Who are Santa's kids?
- Santa's kids are everywhere!
:07:23
Mr Baywatch!
:07:25
And the mistress of the dark, Elvira.
:07:28
There's an experimental treatment
that Medicare will cover,
:07:32
but I have no way of knowing...
:07:35
Sister. Give me your address.
I swear, I'll send you a cheque.
:07:39
- No.
- Please.
:07:41
No. When little Junior's
back on his feet,
:07:44
I hope you'll do a loving act
of kindness for someone in need.
:07:47
A loving act of kindness?
:07:50
Sister Charlotte, what are you doing?
:07:52
Coming up will be
Happy Days' Erin Moran
:07:55
and Princess Elinor Donahue...
:07:58
A round trip to New York.
They were for our honeymoon.
:08:02
She got this nasal disease.
I don't even know what you call it.
:08:06
They're worth, like, $1,200 each.
:08:10
But we don't have 1,200!
:08:12
I'd take less. Like, two?
:08:16
20, 30...
:08:19
- Not now, I'm doing a transaction.
- How would you like to spread 'em?
:08:24
LAPD. Merry Christmas, pal.
:08:26
Of all the crappy deals...
:08:28
Joanie!
:08:31
Shouldn't you be arresting
a drug dealer or a movie star?
:08:38
Here's the man we've all been
waiting for. Let's hear it, folks!
:08:45
Case number 96-M 1-31-25.
:08:49
You're next!
:08:50
Mr Greek burn victim? Let's go.
:08:54
The scars have almost healed.
So, how's your daughter?
:08:58
She's... Never mind! Do you swear
to tell the truth, the whole truth