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:09:03
and nothing but the truth? If you get
let off, I'll splatter your nose.

:09:07
So help me God?
:09:09
Yeah, sure.
:09:12
Would you like use
of the public defender?

:09:15
I can handle this without a lawyer.
I have a lot of courtroom experience.

:09:20
- As a matter of fact...
- Not with me. So settle down.

:09:23
Don't make me get the hot brick.
Proceed.

:09:27
Your Honour, the DA's office
wishes to file one charge of fraud,

:09:31
but we believe this fraud
may be just one of many.

:09:34
It's hardly worth tying up
this overburdened court system,

:09:38
a system which though flawed, yes,
it has flaws, is the best damn system

:09:42
in the United States of America
and maybe the world!

:09:45
You can put an exclamation point
by that, Miss. Hallelujah!

:09:48
So, I'd like to be released now
on my own recognisance, thank you.

:09:53
Stop, turn, stay.
:09:56
Now, Mr Turner,
I don't see anything here

:09:59
about past or present employment
on your sheet.

:10:03
I don't want to brag
about my stupid accomplishments.

:10:06
"I did this, I did that." It's...
:10:08
Your Honour, enough is enough.
If he won't accept a plea...

:10:12
- I suggest all charges be dropped.
- Substantial jail time...!

:10:16
One moment, Bob.
Did you say, "Drop the charges"?

:10:19
I think that was me, yeah.
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"Drop the charges."
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Approach the bench. Please.
:10:33
Do you get your pants
custom tailored?

:10:35
You probably have to,
with a set of balls that big.

:10:39
Drop the charges?
What a set they must be!

:10:44
Huge and shiny, I'll wager.
I've always wanted balls like that.

:10:48
Where did you get yours?
We'll talk more later.

:10:50
For now, get back to that spot!
:10:54
Now, you can demand a trial
:10:57
or in lieu of a plea, you can accept
the recommendation of this court.


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