Dear God
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What this court recommends
is that you, the defendant,

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Tom Turner, AKA, Tom the Preacher,
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Tom the Con and Tom the Worm,
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you, sir, have one week
to find a job.

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A real job. Nine to five,
five days a week, for a year.

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Nine to five?
That seems a bit excessive.

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If this record showed
you were selling drugs as well...

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- His punishment is to get a job?
- In my opinion, we should cane him!

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Do you have any idea how hard honest,
working people break their backs

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to earn the dollars out of which
you so blithely con them?

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I implore you, take this opportunity
to use the innocent apple-pie face

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and the fine mind
God has obviously given you,

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for something better,
for something decent,

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for all the people
whose trust you've crushed.

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By the way, if you choose
not to work, you will go to jail.

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So, which will it be?
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OK, so, it's jail or...
What was the other one?

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I hate the Post Office
during the holidays. It's a zoo!

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I've been here an hour
to buy three stamps!

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- I'm looking for Guy Turner.
- Behind the yellow line. Got to go.

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I just have a question. I've walked
around here for 30 minutes...

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You have to stand behind the line!
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No, I'm not a yellow-liner.
I'm here...

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I cannot help you till you stand
behind the yellow line!

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- Next.
- I've dealt with your type before!

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- I will speak to your supervisor!
- I almost had to help a customer!

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I'm in Sorting. This is Monica. Bye.
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- Hello, Monica.
- Hi.

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I'm having an extraordinarily
crazy day. I need to find...

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Behind the yellow line, please.

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