:13:03
You're kidding, right?
:13:09
- Listen to me!
- God! Postal police!
:13:11
No. We don't need... Cousin Guy.
:13:17
How much postage for this bike?
:13:20
Cousin Guy, I really appreciate
you getting me this job.
:13:23
The only reason I'm doing this
is cos of your mom, you know.
:13:28
Before she went away,
:13:30
I promised her I'd look after you.
So I got you in.
:13:34
But if you screw up,
I don't know you. You got me?
:13:38
- I got you.
- Meet your boss, Vladek Vidov.
:13:40
Your cousin is very great man.
:13:47
This is Barney machine.
:13:50
Main conveyor belt
for sorting all mail.
:13:54
Salute to modern technology.
:13:56
You know why they call it Barney?
:13:59
- Cos it's purple?
- You been here before?
:14:01
- No.
- Yes, purple, like dinosaur,
:14:04
but bigger than dinosaur.
:14:08
Ramon! No, no, please!
:14:10
Safety first. No, no. Don't.
:14:12
Don't do this. Please.
:14:14
Sit. Sit. "Descanso." Rest.
:14:16
His first day as casual.
The guys told him that "fragile"
:14:20
is postal for "throw hard
against wall and bounce into bin".
:14:24
Mary, please, explain to Ramon
what means fragile.
:14:28
OK. Who's that?
:14:30
Tom. Mary and Wendy,
two of our best sorters.
:14:33
- Right, we met upstairs.
- They read difficult handwriting.
:14:37
- What did you mean by casual?
- A temp. Like you.
:14:41
Which is why
you did not have to take exam,
:14:44
which is a ball-buster,
pardon the expression.
:14:47
We hire you for Christmas
then let you go.
:14:49
I'm sure the posh environment here
has stimulated many a casual to ask,
:14:54
"What if I wanted to stay longer?
Maybe a year?"
:14:57
A year? We'll see.
:14:59
This is your new home.