1:14:01
- Turn it in to the Financial Office?
- If that's what you do.
1:14:05
The man's an angel.
1:14:07
This is the second time
I've seen him return money.
1:14:10
Tom Turner cannot be bought!
1:14:12
It's a setup. They want to charge us
with stealing cash from the mail.
1:14:16
- A Federal offence.
- Of course!
1:14:18
You're an extraordinarily
paranoid guy. I like that!
1:14:21
It's a madhouse out there!
1:14:23
Pushing, shoving, squeezing!
I had a little fun!
1:14:27
"Mucho mas" mail for Dear God.
1:14:30
- Tom, what do we do now?
- Now?
1:14:33
Now we hang low for a while.
See what they do if all this stops.
1:14:37
You think if you guys stop,
the letters will stop?
1:14:40
We just got started here. We got all
the bins organised and everything.
1:14:45
OK, so we're clear? Low profile.
1:14:48
Try not to do anything nice
for a few days.
1:14:51
I was beginning to care.
1:14:53
You know, when you care,
you're kind of rewarded for that.
1:14:58
With us tonight is Preston Sweeny,
US Postmaster General.
1:15:02
I'm sitting here in Washington DC,
very upset.
1:15:05
You don't think God
is really answering these letters?
1:15:09
I don't think so.
1:15:11
We have many rules
in the postal business.
1:15:13
But we have one ironclad rule.
1:15:15
You cannot open someone else's mail.
1:15:18
Doesn't matter who it's addressed to.
Elvis, God, the Easter Bunny.
1:15:22
You, Barbara. You can't open
other people's mail. That's the rule.
1:15:27
I vow we will find these people
and we will put them in jail!
1:15:31
Thank you, Mr Sweeny. This is
Barbara Beck saying goodnight.
1:15:36
Thanks for helping with his homework.
1:15:39
He's better at math than I am.
It's frightening.
1:15:42
OK, so clue me in.
Are you going to jail?
1:15:46
You afraid you'll have
to dress in black
1:15:49
and pine away
in front of the prison?
1:15:51
No, I just don't know how
to bake a file into a bran muffin.
1:15:55
I see. But it's safe to say
1:15:58
that you were
maybe thinking about it.