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Regular people are doing miracles
all by themselves.
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And you started it.
You should be proud.
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Congratulations.
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- Let's get to work.
- Nice job, guys!
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Way to go! Thanks, Tom!
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Postal Police! Everybody, freeze!
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I am not illegal. I am Puerto Rican.
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That's him.
But there must be a mistake.
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No, that's the guy.
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- Eye-dris Abraham?
- Idris.
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Idris Abraham, you're under arrest.
Cuff him good. Put him in the car.
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This is big mistake. We fix.
1:17:41
Guy, what...?
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- This is great. Like being on "Cops."
- Why are you...?
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How about that guy? Ten days left
to his pension and he screws up.
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He forged a notice-of-delivery slip
and we nailed him.
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Everybody, come, go back to work.
Back!
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- "Father?"
- "Wait, I remember you."
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You're the beeper man. You walked
out on my sermon about Thomas.
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- You remember that?
- Yeah.
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Comedians and priests,
we never forget a walkout.
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While I'm here, out of curiosity,
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how did that sermon
on Doubting Thomas end?
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Well, you know,
Thomas found his belief again.
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Then, according to the version
I like,
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Thomas became a wealthy architect.
He moves to India,
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he meets this king,
who gives him a ton of cash and says,
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"Build me a grand palace."
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That's it? The end?
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He spent every rupee of
the king's fortune feeding the poor.
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- When the king found out...
- He killed him. Sent his goons in.
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No. Thomas told him,
"Instead of a palace on Earth,
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I've built you a palace in heaven."
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And then he killed him.
I got it. Thank you.
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Can you hold this, please?
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Well, look, the king let Thomas go