Dragonheart
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:32:10
Oh, good Lord.
Sir Eglamore.

:32:14
Oh, thank you very much.
:32:17
It's been stuck down there
for months.

:32:19
Can you get your buttocks
off my tongue?

:32:21
Why should you
be comfortable?

:32:23
My armor is rusting in your drool,
and your breath is absolutely foul.

:32:27
Well, what do you expect...
:32:29
with old knights
rotting between my molars?

:32:32
Oh, God, my mouth is so dry.
:32:37
No, no, no, stop!
:32:40
No, stop!
:32:45
Sorry about that.
:32:48
It seems we're in a bit
of a stalemate, wouldn't you say?

:32:51
Yuck! But I can go
three days without sleep.

:32:54
I can go three weeks.
:32:56
Ooh! I'll stab you
before I nod off.

:32:59
And I'll chomp you.
Marvelous, we'll kill each other.

:33:04
- What do you suggest?
- A truce.

:33:06
Get out of my mouth
and let's talk face-to-face.

:33:09
How do I know I can trust you?
:33:12
I give you my word.
:33:15
The word of a dragon.
It's worthless.

:33:18
Stubborn lout!
:33:25
I should have known!
:33:27
Go on. Kill me!
:33:34
I don't want to kill you!
I never did!

:33:37
And I don't want you to kill me!
:33:40
How do we gain?
:33:42
If you win, you lose a trade.
:33:44
If I win, I wait around
for the next sword slinger...

:33:47
thirsting to carve a reputation
out of my hide.

:33:51
And I'm tired of lurking in holes...
:33:53
and skulking in darkness.
:33:56
I'm gonna let you up now.
:33:58
And if you insist...

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