Flirting with Disaster
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:11:00
- Why don't you leave me alone!
Why don't you just have a little sniff?
- Don't do that. Hey, hey.

:11:04
- The baby's crying.
- Get that away from me,
or I'll smack it off.

:11:07
- Yeah, you're gonna beat me up
in front of all these people?
- Don't tempt me!

:11:10
Would you stop acting like this?
That's it! All right?

:11:13
- Don't yell in front of the baby.
- Don't yell in front of the baby.
It's not good.

:11:17
Well, he wouldn't have to yell
if you'd listen to him for two seconds!

:11:19
Well, what's gotten into my sweet
daughter-in-law all of a sudden?

:11:22
- Hormones. No mystery there.
- Does this baby have a name yet?

:11:26
- Four months old, doesn't have a name.
- Well, don't blame me.

:11:28
- I like the name Ethan.
- Oh, no, no. Ethan's too lame.

:11:31
- Everything's too lame, too bold.
- This is becoming an embarrassing,
neurotic thing, Mel.

:11:35
It's not an embarrassing, neurotic
thing. This is about my real identity.

:11:38
- It's about my background, okay?
- Don't be ridiculous.

:11:41
You're Mel Coplin.
That's who you are.

:11:43
You know, this process will go
a long way towards clarifying
that identity issue.

:11:47
What process? Who is this new friend
with the camera already?

:11:50
I've only been trying to introduce
you to her for the last ten minutes.

:11:52
- Her name is Tina Kalb, and she's here
for a very important reason.
- You're getting a divorce.

:11:55
-She's a counsellor. No, she's a lawyer.
-Would you-- Would you just zip it?

:11:59
- Don't talk to your mother like that.
- We're not getting a divorce.

:12:01
Maybe you should
if you can't name the baby.

:12:04
- That is a terrible,
sick thing to say, Ed!
- You said it first!

:12:07
- That's no excuse!
- If you say it, fine.
If I say it, I'm sick.

:12:10
- Maybe.
- Tina is with the adoption agency.

:12:12
- What adoption agency?
- The adoption agency
where you adopted me.

:12:16
- When I was a little baby, remember?
- Oh, my God!

:12:21
Oh, God. I have to have a cigarette
if we're gonna talk about this.

:12:26
- Can I bum one of those?
- No, you can't smoke around the baby.

:12:30
- Show a little compassion, will you?
- This might be a good time
to make an exception. For her.

:12:36
- Pearl!
- I'd like to know what happened
to the Constitution in this country.

:12:40
- Please, can you please put it out?
- Oh, all right, all right!

:12:43
Why does he have to do this roots thing?
Aren't we good enough parents?

:12:48
I think you probably
did the best that you could,
but psychic scars can't be helped.

:12:52
Psychic scars?
What is she talking about?


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