Flirting with Disaster
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- A little gas, a little clutch.
- A little gas, a little clutch.
What happens if I hit this?

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- What does that do? Is that okay?
- You know somethin'? You got a--
You got a kind of Jew look, don't you?

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Well, the people who raised me
are Jewish. Maybe that's
what you're picking up on.

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They-They gave you
a real ''Hebe'' look, kid.

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- Mitch, don't say that.
That's not nice.
- Wait a second. Wait--

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No, it's not a Jew face. It's--
It's a face like Old Needledick's!

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Yeah! You're not in some kind
of science, are you, kid?

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Science? Actually,
I'm an entomologist.

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-Entomologist sounds like science to me.
-Wait, wait, wait.

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Who's-Who's Old Needledick?
What are you talking about?

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When I met your mother, I was ridin'
with the Angels in Oakland, Cal.

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- Uh-huh. The Hell's Angels? Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

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And we got invited
to all these fancy parties...

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because rich people liked
to hang around with the Angels...

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and musical bands and whatnot.
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And your mother
meets this guy, Richard Schlich--

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- I can never pronounce
that cocksucker's name.
- Schlichling.

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Okay, okay. So she meets this guy,
Richard Schlich-- Schlichling.

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-And what? What? They went off together?
-They ran off together...

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to Antelope Wells.
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- You're saying--
- This can't be happening.

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You're saying you're not sure
if you're my father?

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- I'm sorry to disappoint you.
- But the records show...

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that-that you're the one
who brought him into the agency.

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I did a good deed as a favour, because
his mother and father were indisposed.

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- Indisposed how?
- You'll have to ask your mother
about that.

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But we don't know where she is.
So isn't it possible...

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that you got her pregnant
before she left you?

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- No, no, no! With this face,
this science thing--
- Hey, we're movin' backwards here.

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- Where's the brake? Do I--
- Put it in first.

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Oh, my God! Mel!
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I don't think it's wrong
to want to take a driving lesson
with your father, right?

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- I'm not speaking to you.
- Sweetie, I'm sorry about this.

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Give me a kiss.
Sweetie, give me--

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- Hey, Mr Boudreau,
where is Antelope Wells?
- Please step off.

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- Sorry, do you know
where Antelope Wells is?
- I have no idea.Just--

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She doesn't know
what the hell she's doing.
That man was a lunatic, a stranger!

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- Okay, okay.
- Mr Boudreau, please, before you go...


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