Flirting with Disaster
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- Antelope Wells is right near
the White Sands National Monument.
- Uh-huh.

:37:06
They've got this fantastic,
uh, hot springs nearby
that not many people know about.

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Oh, I wish you could come along and show
me around while Mel meets his family.

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- You have the personal days.
You should do it, Paul.
- I can't take time off work right now.

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- Unbelievable line at the bathroom!
- I told 'em they gotta get
a bigger bathroom.

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Look at him. He loves you.
You're wonderful with children.

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Oh, I want one of these
so badly. I'm telling you.

:37:28
Hey, could you help me out
with an adoption, Tina?

:37:32
Well, that depends on the specifics
of your situation.

:37:36
- Well, like what?
- Number one: Are you married?

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- Yes.
- Number two: Does your spouse work?

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- Yeah.
- And is she willing to adopt?
- You see, that's where the snag is.

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Then you've got a real problem.
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What would my chances be
as a single parent?

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- Excuse me, please.
- Why can't you stay and discuss this?

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- 'Cause I believe in privacy,
that's why.
- Right. We have nothing
to be ashamed of, though.

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Because I don't want
to share my personal life
with everybody I meet, okay?

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She's not just anyone.
She works in an adoption agency.

:38:06
I thought that she
could be helpful. God!

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You know, I keep telling him
that having a baby will reduce stress
by taking his mind off work...

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but he just--
he doesn't listen, you know?

:38:17
So where did you folks come down
on the big circumcision controversy?

:38:21
'Cause, you know, there's a movement
afoot these days to keep the foreskin...

:38:23
and, personally, I think a boy's penis
should look just like his father's.

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- You know?
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Can I have the baby?

:38:31
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Here we go. Oh, so cute.

:38:42
My late husband devised
his own anti-erosion system...

:38:47
that later on we had patented
on the advice of a dear friend...

:38:52
who was in a law office
with Gerald Ford.

:38:57
My brother has the same birthday
as President Ford...


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