Flirting with Disaster
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who is a very sweet man.
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We met him twice.
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Once at a political rally
and once at a golf tournament.

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And his wife
is such a sweet lady.

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Betty Ford is so pretty.
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And why couldn't we go to a motel?
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Because at a motel
we don't have the bonus...

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of someone related
to Gerald Ford's birthday.

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We forgot your father's birthday.
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Oh, fuck.
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- Hello?
- Hi, Mom.

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So, how's the psychic healing going?
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I am really sorry we didn't
get back for Dad's birthday.

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It's all right. We'll try it again
when he turns 65...

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provided he lives that long
and you're not too busy.

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- I said I was sorry.
- Why are you whispering?

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- Because I'm not supposed
to be using this phone.
- Are you all right?

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We're fine. It's just--
There was a big mix-up in San Diego...

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and then I ended up flattening
a post office with a truck.

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- What truck?
- Truck? What's happening with a truck?

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We had the wrong information.
But we have the right information now,
and we're going to New Mexico.

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- New Mexico?
- Tell him they got uranium
in the water down there.

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Shush. He's in
some kind of trouble.

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- Did your car get bumped in San Diego?
- No!

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I mean, yes, there was
a minor incident. Nothing--

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No, no! We don't do this here,
unless it's an emergency.

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- What's the emergency?
- Is it the baby?

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-Oh, my God! What's wrong with the baby?
-The baby is fine.

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- Good. Then hang up.
- Do you need help?

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- Things aren't--
- Do you see this sign?
''No phone calls after 8:00 p.m.

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- Use gas station at corner.''
- All right. Could I, could I
just have 30 seconds, please?

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No. Do you want to pay
my phone bills?

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- Thirty seconds.
- Hang up!

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- Is that tyrant your mother?
- No. I have to go, all right?

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- We're gonna be with the Schlichtings.
- The ''Shitkings''?

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- What kind of a name is Shitking?
- Schlichting. Schlichting.
They're my parents.

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- What kind of a name is Shitking?
- Verboten means verboten!
- I don't know.

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I think it's German.
We're gonna be in Antelope Wells.

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Hello? Mel?

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