:49:02
Does anybody actually own a white
Taurus, or are they all just rentals?
:49:06
Are you kidding me? This is
the most reliable mid-size in America,
according to all the big reports.
:49:09
I'm feeling very depressed,
and I would like to talk about
what's happening here.
:49:12
- What are you feeling depressed about?
- I feel like there's an agenda
and it's not what I had in mind.
:49:15
- What agenda?
- Well, do I have to spell it out?
I'm the fifth wheel here.
:49:18
- How do you think that makes me feel?
- We're riding in two cars until we get
to the B-and-B, Paul.
:49:22
- That's not an agenda.
- Let's just hit the road, okay?
:49:25
You don't mind
if he rides with you, right?
:49:27
- Why can't he ride with you?
- See what you're doing to me?
:49:30
- Ride with us.
I don't care. Ride with us.
- Oh, that's so generous of you, Tony.
:49:34
You know, I think I'll ride
with illicit couple number two.
:49:39
Oh, no. He does this to me
every eight months.
:49:42
-I ought to get used to it by now, but--
-What? What does he do?
:49:46
He gets antsy and he runs off
with somebody else.
:49:49
Well, I think that that's common,
you know, among certain types
of married men.
:49:52
I'm the rock, he's the flake.
So that's life.
:49:55
That's exactly what my ex-husband
used to say when he was trying
to feel superior to me.
:49:59
- Tony's flights of terror
from his own life...
- Ex.
:50:01
have nothing to do
with my superiority.
:50:03
- Well, it's not terror
that makes people wander.
- I know.
:50:05
- It's vitality.
- I see. Is it vitality that led Mel
to leave his wife for you?
:50:10
- Paul, would you mind
riding in the other car?
- I don't know. I don't mind.
:50:13
- Good. Could we just pull over here?
- Yeah. I think--
:50:15
So what happened
in the other car anyway?
:50:17
Oh, Paul was probably
lecturing them, right?
:50:20
No, I wasn't lecturing them.
I was asking questions. That's all.
I wasn't lecturing.
:50:23
Oh, my God. Is that--
You brought your gun.
:50:25
Absolutely I brought it. You never--
You get beeped for an emergency.
:50:28
You know, you're such
a hopeless workaholic.
We're on vacation, for God's sake.
:50:31
- Oh, yeah, such a good time.
- No, Mel's like that too.
He cannot enjoy anything.
- You know, if you--
:50:34
If you can't commit
to our marriage now, what are you
gonna do when we have a baby? Huh?
:50:42
Why can't he ride with you, huh? Hey,
you invited them in the first place.
:50:45
- Could you pass me the Baby Wipes?
- Where are you going?
:50:47
- To pee.
- You're just gonna-- Right here?
:50:50
You're just gonna squat?
:50:55
- Why do you have to take your keys
with you to pee anyway?
- I just wasn't thinking, okay?
:50:59
It's-- I don't know how many times
I've told you to keep your keys...