Flirting with Disaster
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:52:03
- Paul, don't patronize her.
- I'm not patronizing her.

:52:06
She knows that I came of age
in the era of AIDS...

:52:08
and even though I'm bisexual
I've been incredibly careful, okay?

:52:11
- Tested negative three times
in the last seven months.
- Really?

:52:15
- If I remember correctly.
Yeah, three times.
- What does that mean?

:52:26
I'm sorry. Uh, maybe we should've
sprung for an updated edition, huh?

:52:30
Hmm. I mean, uh, the picture's
right here. It was a nice B-and-B.

:52:33
Yeah, they probably had something
about the uranium contamination
in the new edition. Yeah.

:52:37
Did it ever occur to you
to call first? Or--

:52:40
Without spontaneity, the world
of B-and-B's is fairly meaningless.

:52:43
Oh. Well, then, I hope you have
a tent because that's the only way
that you can be spontaneous...

:52:47
in the middle of the desert
at this hour.

:52:48
Maybe Mel's parents
can suggest a place.

:52:51
Oh, right, I'm just going to,
uh, show up with 50 people.

:52:53
''Hi. I haven't seen you for
about 30 years. This is my posse.

:52:55
And, by the way, Nancy invited along
these two gay guys just for fun...

:52:57
and, you know, we're gonna
be here for a while.''

:52:59
Wh-Wh-What does gay guys
have to do with anything?

:53:02
Nothing. It has nothing
to do with anything, okay?
I didn't mean to be insulting.

:53:04
Then why'd you say it, neurotic guy?
:53:08
- Th-That's my designation?
I'm ''neurotic guy''?
- Mm-hmm.

:53:11
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- I don't think you know me well
enough to call me ''neurotic guy.''

:53:13
Oh, really?
''Gay guy'' isn't intimate?

:53:15
- Look, do you wanna file
an anti-defamation suit...
- There's no intimacy happening here.

:53:18
or do you want to get to the
''Schwingkings''' before midnight? Okay?

:53:20
Is this another surprise visit,
or did you call first this time?

:53:23
- You know, I spoke with them
already. I told you that, Nancy.
- What? What?

:53:27
- What?
- What, do you want to get intimate?
Is that what you're saying?

:53:29
- Hey, the baby's going to sleep.
- Huh? No?

:53:36
- You hear that?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Lend me your comb

:53:40
It's time to go home
:53:43
Gotta confess
:53:46
My hair is a mess
:53:50
Your mama will scold you
:53:53
Your daddy will shout
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As we come in
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The way we went out

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