Flirting with Disaster
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1:07:05
I'm sorry this is all
hitting you at the same time...

1:07:08
but after it passes and things settle
down, you can think about starting over.

1:07:16
- Why can't you just use soap?
- You know, soap dries your skin out.

1:07:19
Not that I'm one of those women
who obsesses about old-looking
skin after pregnancy.

1:07:24
- I just happen to be obsessing
about it right now.
- Well--

1:07:27
- Wait, wait, wait.
- You know, you're absolutely right.
We don't need to rush into this.

1:07:30
- I haven't even
finalized my divorce yet.
- No, I could've kissed you just now...

1:07:33
and felt okay about it, but I didn't,
and I felt really wrong.

1:07:38
Don't take this personally,
but with all your nervous energy...

1:07:40
you kinda remind me
of my mother. Ow!

1:07:44
- Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- My armpit?

1:07:47
Yeah, it's my favourite part of
a woman's body. I mean, it-- May I?

1:07:50
- What's attractive about an armpit?
- Are you kidding? Lots of things.

1:07:52
Look at this, the definition.
Look at the contours here.

1:07:56
The depth of the pocket.
Feel that? So nice.

1:07:59
- Of course I feel rejected.
- I'm sorry.

1:08:02
But I shouldn't. You're not
an appropriate partner for me.

1:08:05
Your life's a mess, and you
don't make enough money anyway.

1:08:09
That's a really nasty thing to say.
1:08:11
You just told me
I reminded you of your mother.

1:08:14
Well, she's-- I mean,
she's a good person.
She's got a lot of great qualities.

1:08:17
Uh, uh--
1:08:22
I don't want to wreck your marriage.
I know how painful that that can be.

1:08:26
My marriage is obviously
vulnerable at this point.

1:08:30
Every marriage is vulnerable,
otherwise being married...

1:08:32
wouldn't mean anything, would it?
1:08:38
- Paul.
- Tony. I need to see Tony.
- No, I want you to--

1:08:40
- I want you to tell me if
you have a favourite animal.
- Oh, that's so stupid.

1:08:43
Listen to what Mary says. She's
a great guide, okay? Just listen to her.

1:08:46
- Okay.
- What's your--
- A dog.

1:08:48
- A dog. Uh, what is your favourite dog?
- A coll-- St Bernard. St Bernard.

1:08:51
St Bernard. Good. I want you
to picture a big, furry St Bernard
curled up by the fireplace.

1:08:55
- Can I change my mind? Yeah.
- No, no, we're-- we're gonna
stick with the St Bernard.

1:08:58
- I want to do a Springer Spaniel.
- No, it doesn't have to be
the perfect dog.


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