Flirting with Disaster
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1:15:03
I want to go home tomorrow.
1:15:05
So do I.
I want to get out of here.

1:15:29
- Slow down. There's the taco place.
- Why didn't you tell me you saw it?

1:15:32
I did tell you.
You were driving too fast.

1:15:34
You can't make U-turns
like this, Eddie.

1:15:37
- Relax. We're in the middle of nowhere.
- The, the sign!

1:15:40
The sign, the sign! The--
Aah! The car!

1:15:45
Goddam tourists! Shit!
1:15:47
- What did I just tell you
about the U-turns?
- He was in my blind spot.

1:15:50
You could fit the state
of Wisconsin in your blind spot.

1:15:54
-It's their fault. They're in the wrong.
-Doesn't matter. I don't want
some sheriff to come by here.

1:15:57
- Wh-Where's the-- Where's the acid?
- It's in the trunk, Dad. Yeah.
- It's in the trunk?

1:16:00
Look. Look, if things
get tight, I want you to do
that spastic colon thing you do.

1:16:04
-No, no, I'm not gonna do spastic colon.
-Okay, now, do-- something.

1:16:07
That thing you did when the cops
stopped us in Albuquerque, you know?
That, that, what, that ulcer thing.

1:16:11
- Um-- Uh, okay, I-- I'll do reflux.
- All right. That's good. Okay.

1:16:21
- I am so sorry!
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, we're fine.

1:16:24
You can't just make
a blind U-turn like that.

1:16:26
I've got a sizable blind spot,
is my problem.

1:16:28
- Well, I don't see much damage here.
- No, it looks mostly cosmetic.

1:16:31
- Yeah. It's nothing. Why don't we
just forget about it, all right?
- No, no.

1:16:34
Well, I don't know. We shouldn't
leave the scene of an accident. I'll
call the police from the taco place.

1:16:37
Well, you can call the police
if you want to, but, I mean...

1:16:39
I-I'll tell you right now,
this, this is your fault here.

1:16:41
I mean, if we make a report, y-your
insurance rates are gonna go sky-high.

1:16:45
- I mean, it's up to you, but, I mean,
I don't, I don't see the point of it.
- Uh, Pearl, he's making sense.

1:16:49
No! I have never broken the law.
I am not going to be irresponsible now.

1:16:53
- Yeah, there's nothing
irresponsible about this.
- No, absolutely. We're all fine.

1:16:56
There's-- You can see
that we're perfectly okay.

1:16:59
I, uh, I, I just have this
preexisting medical condition.


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