Flirting with Disaster
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1:19:01
- What?
- I think Jerry is very pedestrian.

1:19:04
How 'bout Garcia?
1:19:06
- Garcia?
- Garcia Coplin.

1:19:09
Garcia! Garcia Coplin.
1:19:12
- Look. Look, he likes it.
- I like it too.

1:19:14
- Garcia Coplin.
- Yeah.

1:19:17
- Garcia.
- Yeah.

1:19:21
- You think I should get that?
- Sure.

1:19:27
Hello? Shit-- Shitkings--
1:19:29
- Schlichting.
- Schlichtings' residence.

1:19:32
- What kind of trouble are you in?
- Us? We're not in trouble.
You're the ones who're in jail.

1:19:35
There were drugs in the trunk
of your car. Why are there
drugs in the trunk of your car?

1:19:38
- How did you get our car?
- We tracked you to the ''Shitkings''...

1:19:40
-Will you-- Will you hurry.
-because we thought you were in trouble.

1:19:43
- Well, why did you think
we were in trouble?
- Because of the phone call.

1:19:45
- The truck and the baby.
- Oh, no-- No, Ma, I was talking to that
evil little dwarf woman at the B-and-B.

1:19:50
- We wer-- We weren't in trouble.
- Oh.
- Your mother as usual has overreacted.

1:19:53
- I did not overreact, Eddie!
If I overreacted...
- Well, you said in front of--

1:19:56
why am I wearing handcuffs
in the middle of a jail?

1:19:59
Th-There's obviously
been some mishap, sir.
These people are not drug runners.

1:20:03
I mean, look at them.
They're, they're from New York.
They're, they're my parents.

1:20:06
You hear that, Eddie?
He called us his parents.

1:20:08
Of course you're
my parents. Mom--

1:20:10
Oh, Mel.
1:20:13
- Ow, Ma, your chain's
pulling on my hair.
- Wait a minute. Wait.

1:20:15
Sorry, darling.
1:20:18
Bobby, take these forms back
to the office, these release forms.

1:20:21
And get these nice people their
car keys. This is all over here.

1:20:24
This is a Federal agent here,
and he just told me the whole story
about the ''Shlytings.''

1:20:27
- ''Schlitinooks.''
- ''Shitkings.''
- No, Schlichtings.

1:20:30
Well, anyway, it's clear
that we have the wrong people here.

1:20:33
- They found--
- That's what I've been trying to tell
this guy for the last half hour.
- Thank God for this Federal agent.

1:20:37
And by the way, w-w-why
are you not wearing pants?

1:20:41
- I had an experience, that's why.
- What do you mean?

1:20:43
I resisted at first, and then it evolved
and it continues to evolve for me.

1:20:49
I don't know what the hell
he's talking about, but I got some
jewellery somewhere, if you please.

1:20:52
- A diamond and some turquoise.
- Yes, ma'am. Sure, just let me
get those cuffs for you.

1:20:55
I don't know. We may be able
to work out a private adoption
through some people I know in Colorado.

1:20:59
- How long will that take?
- Usually six to-- months
to a year. I don't know.


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