1:13:01
- l don't believe in vampires,
but l believe in what l saw.
- Good for you.
1:13:06
All right, now that we all agree
that we're dealing with vampires,
what do we know about vampires?
1:13:10
Crosses hurt vampires.
Do we have a cross?
1:13:13
- ln the motorhome.
- ln other words, no.
1:13:15
Wait a second. l mean, just look around.
We got crosses all over the place.
1:13:19
All you gotta do is put two sticks
together and you got a cross.
1:13:21
Yeah, he's right.
Peter Cushing does that all the time.
1:13:24
Okay, l'll buy that.
So we got crosses covered. What else?
1:13:27
Wooden stakes in the heart
been workin' pretty good so far.
1:13:30
And garlic. Sunlight. Holy water.
1:13:34
l'm not sure-- Eh, doesn't silver
have somethin' to do with vampires?
1:13:37
- That's werewolves.
- l know silver bullets
are werewolves...
1:13:39
but l'm sure silver has
something to do with vampires.
1:13:42
Well, does anybody have
any silver?
1:13:46
Okay. Then who cares?
1:13:49
Has anybody here read
a real book about vampires...
1:13:52
or are we just remembering
what some movie said?
1:13:55
- l mean, a real book.
- You me-- You mean,
like a Time-Life book?
1:13:58
l take it the answer's no.
1:14:00
Okay, then, what do we know
about these vampires?
1:14:03
Well, we know they got superhuman
strength, but we can hurt 'em.
1:14:06
- Yeah.
- Another thing, though.
1:14:08
lf you're gonna drive a chair leg
through a human, you'd better be
one strong son of a bitch.
1:14:12
l mean, the human body
is one rough, tough machine.
1:14:16
But these vamps-- these vamps,
they're, they're, they have soft bodies.
1:14:19
The texture of their skin is softer.
They're mushier.
You can push it right through them.
1:14:24
You see, but if you hit one hard enough,
take their head right off.
1:14:30
Actually, our best weapon
against these satanic cocksuckers...
1:14:35
is this man.
1:14:37
He's a preacher.
1:14:39
As far as God's concerned, we might
as well all be a piece of shit...
1:14:41
but he is one of the boys.
1:14:43
Only one problem:
His faith isn't what it used to be.
1:14:51
l've had enough of your taunts.
1:14:54
l'm not taunting you, Jacob.
We need you.
1:14:58
A faithless preacher
doesn't mean shit to us.