1:10:02
- I don't believe in vampires,
but I believe in what I saw.
- Good for you.
1:10:06
All right, now that we all agree
that we're dealing with vampires,
what do we know about vampires?
1:10:10
Crosses hurt vampires.
Do we have a cross?
1:10:12
- In the motorhome.
- In other words, no.
1:10:15
Wait a second. I mean, just look around.
We got crosses all over the place.
1:10:18
All you gotta do is put two sticks
together and you got a cross.
1:10:20
Yeah, he's right.
Peter Cushing does that all the time.
1:10:23
Okay, I'll buy that.
So we got crosses covered. What else?
1:10:26
Wooden stakes in the heart
been workin' pretty good so far.
1:10:29
And garlic. Sunlight. Holy water.
1:10:33
I'm not sure-- Eh, doesn't silver
have somethin' to do with vampires?
1:10:36
- That's werewolves.
- I know silver bullets
are werewolves...
1:10:38
but I'm sure silver has
something to do with vampires.
1:10:40
Well, does anybody have
any silver?
1:10:45
Okay. Then who cares?
1:10:48
Has anybody here read
a real book about vampires...
1:10:50
or are we just remembering
what some movie said?
1:10:53
- I mean, a real book.
- You me-- You mean,
like a Time-Life book?
1:10:56
I take it the answer's no.
1:10:58
Okay, then, what do we know
about these vampires?
1:11:00
Well, we know they got superhuman
strength, but we can hurt 'em.
1:11:04
- Yeah.
- Another thing, though.
1:11:06
If you're gonna drive a chair leg
through a human, you'd better be
one strong son of a bitch.
1:11:09
I mean, the human body
is one rough, tough machine.
1:11:13
But these vamps-- these vamps,
they're, they're, they have soft bodies.
1:11:16
The texture of their skin is softer.
They're mushier.
You can push it right through them.
1:11:21
You see, but if you hit one hard enough,
take their head right off.
1:11:27
Actually, our best weapon
against these satanic cocksuckers...
1:11:31
is this man.
1:11:33
He's a preacher.
1:11:35
As far as God's concerned, we might
as well all be a piece of shit...
1:11:38
but he is one of the boys.
1:11:40
Only one problem:
His faith isn't what it used to be.
1:11:47
I've had enough of your taunts.
1:11:50
I'm not taunting you, Jacob.
We need you.
1:11:54
A faithless preacher
doesn't mean shit to us.