:06:02
My name...
:06:04
...is Jeremiah Washington.
:06:05
Jamal.
:06:06
Glad to meet you, Jamal.
:06:10
Not much legroom, is there?
:06:13
I'll have to stretch these bones
every chance I get.
:06:17
Ain't that the truth?
:06:19
Them fools back at the barbershop...
:06:22
...they asked me what I hoped to
accomplish by going to the march.
:06:27
These black men, nagging at me...
:06:30
What'd you say?
:06:31
I said I'd be first in line
at the revolution...
:06:34
...while they'd be
bringing up the rear.
:06:37
And by the time I return
from Washington...
:06:40
...my behind's gonna be
20 years younger.
:06:44
Fountain of youth, huh?
:06:47
The Miracle at the Mall,
that's what I'm looking for.
:06:50
And that's what I'll get.
:06:52
Craig, how's it going?
:06:54
- Let's roll it.
- We ready to roll, peoples.
:06:56
If you're going to the Slauson
swap meet, the Brentwood mansion...
:07:00
...or the La Brea Tar Pits,
your black ass is on the wrong bus.
:07:05
This bad boy is going
to Washington, DC...
:07:09
...for the Million Man March!
:07:13
- I'm George, this is Craig.
- Say, fellas.
:07:16
We'll get you to and from the march
safely, in six days.
:07:19
- We hope.
- There are some rules we must observe.
:07:22
One, and this is for you, Pop.
:07:24
No drinking alcohol while on this bus.
:07:28
Two, no smoking.
:07:30
And three...
:07:31
...most important, and this
I ain't bullshitting about...
:07:34
...no using or possessing
illegal substances.
:07:37
There's a bathroom in the back.
:07:39
I trust that none of you men
are women.
:07:42
If you are, you're some of the
ugliest broads I ever seen in my life.
:07:47
Flush the toilet after you use it.
Try not to piss on the seat.
:07:50
You two gonna have
a problem with that.
:07:52
He sounds like my mother.
:07:54
For the next 6 days, I am your mother.
Don't make me use my belt.
:07:58
Mr. Driver?
:07:59
With your permission, sir,
I think we ought to ask...