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A person is white,
doesn't mean I dislike him.
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And just because a person is black
does not mean I like him.
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I consider myself black,
just like Bob Marley.
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- I'm not talking about him.
- He was mulatto. I'm black.
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No disrespect, partner, but I could
consider myself 6'4" and ugly.
:37:17
The fact remains that I'm 6 foot and
too cute for the English vocabulary.
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Wait a minute, Mr. Hollywood.
:37:25
The man is black.
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Just let him be.
:37:28
He's also white!
:37:30
If this was slavery,
would ole massa care?
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He'd be a slave like the rest of us.
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He'd be a house slave
in the big house.
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While we'd be talking about grits...
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...he'd eat potatoes.
:37:41
He'd have the breast of chicken.
:37:43
Our women would be blistered
from picking cotton.
:37:46
His would be bathed, smelling good.
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And 9 times out of 10,
the honey he'd hit skins with...
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...she'd be a white girl.
:37:54
Hold it just a minute.
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About the grits:
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Grits was for the white folks
up in the big house.
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Slaves were lucky to get corn mush.
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As for hitting the skins
with a white girl...
:38:06
...a black man could get lynched for
just thinking that thought.
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- Pop, you know what I mean.
- You are wrong.
:38:13
Look, my lady's not white.
:38:15
But you would never
understand that, would you?
:38:19
What's your problem, really?
Do you want a white woman?
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- That's it.
- Is that it?
:38:24
Please, please!
"Player" is written all over me.
:38:27
I done tagged all kinds of freaks,
black, white...
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- Blondes, cripples, crazies.
...Chinese, Mexican.
:38:33
Why do you insist on
calling women freaks?
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I love my woman, okay? I respect her.
:38:40
She's not a freak. She's a queen.
:38:42
I bang queens too.
:38:44
Oh, sorry. I get it.
You're on that henpecked trip.
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I don't cheat on her. It doesn't make
me a henpeck. It makes me honest.
:38:52
I wish I could see
how noble you'd be...
:38:55
...if you had as many drawers
thrown in your face as I do.
:38:58
Delusions of grandeur.